today, a homeless woman at a thrift store offered

to help me look for clothes that i
"would look so cute in!"

i accepted her offer but then
decided it wasn't working out because
i would never wear any of what she held up :(
(but i appreciated her generosity). 

then she turned to me and said very seriously,
"i'm supposed to meet my friend here, but he's not here!

do you think he got arrested?"