there is a girl who falcons in
our anthro section. she takes birds of prey to hunt
"pest" birds such as pigeons.
as zach our TA noted, "how FASCINATING
it is to observe the multi-species interactions
that take place in urban shopping centers."

then he went on to discuss towels soaked
in britney spears' sweat as commodities.
however, because she "isn't that popular anymore"
the value of them probably went down.