"if I were a vampire, would you still like me?"

:
creepy little girls who jump off
buildings and eat people and drink their blood.
I hope no one ever has to encounter this tragedy.

whatever the day calls for.

for a Chinese assignment, we have to come up with 10 questions
to interview 2 college students.
So here's some of the responses I got that left me in giggles.

q: what are some pros and cons of having a room mate?
Diana: pros: not lonely, nice to have company, an obligation to clean. Cons: snoring
Jon:pros:nice to have a friend. Cons: steals my food(hot pockets and beer)

q: Are you currently interning?
Diana: yes, at a mental hospital for criminals
Jon: no

q: is the cafeteria food good?
Diana: yes. They have good healthy choices
Jon: yes, awesomest food ever

q: what do you do in your free time?
Diana: go shopping, eat.
Jon: take diana shopping. Do stuff in my club(Super Mileage Vehicle Team)

q: what are some differences between high school and college?
diana: no one cares if you go to class, more independence.
Jon: don't need permission to go to the bathroom.

i should really be translating and typing this into Chinese.
(which will take me about 19 hours
to do because I can't type very fast in foreign languages)