I wake up,
peek out the window,
and spot a skunk
wobbling around these bushes.
other than eating lucky charms(with a new hourglass marshmallow),
drinking tea out of a new mug
with an assortment of cookies,
and writing the essay.
it was the most exciting
thing that happened today.
now I can add that to my
List of Most Important Things I've witnessed in life:
1)a fox
2) an old woman with an authentic real binded foot(now deceased)
3) an overweight nurse who tripped on the IV tube which
yanked blood out of my poor arm veins(like a river of death!)
4)a dead bird that fell an inch from my scooter 9 years ago,
stopping Ellen and I from swinging on the swings, as we stared in fear
5) invisible ink with a handy ultra violet decoder
6) and thanks to today: SKUNK.
there must be more.
I just can't think of anymore happenings at the moment.
okay..i'm off to memorize Romanesque and Gothic portals and vaults
and their architectural terms
I probably can't really pronounce.
ps: Jack HUman :)
peek out the window,
and spot a skunk
wobbling around these bushes.
other than eating lucky charms(with a new hourglass marshmallow),
drinking tea out of a new mug
with an assortment of cookies,
and writing the essay.
it was the most exciting
thing that happened today.
now I can add that to my
List of Most Important Things I've witnessed in life:
1)a fox
2) an old woman with an authentic real binded foot(now deceased)
3) an overweight nurse who tripped on the IV tube which
yanked blood out of my poor arm veins(like a river of death!)
4)a dead bird that fell an inch from my scooter 9 years ago,
stopping Ellen and I from swinging on the swings, as we stared in fear
5) invisible ink with a handy ultra violet decoder
6) and thanks to today: SKUNK.
there must be more.
I just can't think of anymore happenings at the moment.
okay..i'm off to memorize Romanesque and Gothic portals and vaults
and their architectural terms
I probably can't really pronounce.
ps: Jack HUman :)
3 comments:
sigh.
who is this jack human.
why am i not mentioned.
there's too many things wrong with this blog.
like for instance, the fact that "Seeing Melissa Park's face" is not included in your List of Most Important Ever Witnessed. it should be #1, in fact.
i, however, will give you your due props/kudos/credit for seeing that skunk. i probably would have taken a photo of it... but we can't all be as intuitive and smart as me, can we? (haha im a poet and i didn't even know it. if leah were here, she would probably say something like, "wow melissa, that is the most cliched phrase EVER." well you know what leah?! you're cliche!! yeah girlfrand. i went there)
okay. so i just had a mini dialogue with leah while criticizing your blog at the same time. i sincerely hope nobody ever reads this. i mean, if they're reading this, they're the creepers, right?
LOL WOW im crazy. this is my cue to leave. never invite me back here again.
(at least not until you write something about me!)
i just re-read my comment and realized how important sleep is to your brain and mental state.
i guess i'm a creeper, melissa.
ahah. dude you've seen so many interesting things! could you smell the smelly odor of miiister skunk?
ahah oh gawsssh, how are your essays? i've been trying to write the entire day (well from when i woke up until two... when a failed econ study group commenced) and i still haven't gotten anywhere. booo :(
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