i was reading The Lorax on Friday

and afterwards, Cathy said:

"I just love listening to you read.

You have the nicest reading voice."

i'm glad it sounded "nice", because inside,

i felt like a crazy actress performing on stage,

trying to be as expressive as possible

in order to entertain an audience of

20 easily distracted children, half of whom

had already checked out...

until i screamed

"the TRUUUUUUUUUUUFFULA TREEESS!?!?"