I watched Discover Irvine today.
(It was full of lies).
I like Irvine,
but the documentary made me laugh.
A tour bus drove around Irvine
& made pit stops at "popular attractions".
Such as the Irvine Historical Museum
(which according to Navid, has one exhibit- featuring a rock).
"Woodbridge is the most popular neighborhood."
They showed a clip of the Woodbridge lake
with an elderly couple holding hands while walking.
The narrator proudly described the role of Irvine police.
They showed a picture of a police car.
Apparently, Irvine is one of the only southern Californian cities
where citizens do not need to rely on automobile transportation to get around.
He said one of the "most wonderful" things about our city is that
you can walk ANYWHERE!
Suddenly, they showed Michelle's street.
---
I painted a coconut shell this afternoon.
After washing my hands, I came back
and Mops was smiling blue.
He had jumped on the coffee table
and gotten hold of a tube of paint.
Although it was a nightmare trying to get
oil paint out of a white dog's fur,
I'm glad it wasn't red.
I like Irvine,
but the documentary made me laugh.
A tour bus drove around Irvine
& made pit stops at "popular attractions".
Such as the Irvine Historical Museum
(which according to Navid, has one exhibit- featuring a rock).
"Woodbridge is the most popular neighborhood."
They showed a clip of the Woodbridge lake
with an elderly couple holding hands while walking.
The narrator proudly described the role of Irvine police.
They showed a picture of a police car.
Apparently, Irvine is one of the only southern Californian cities
where citizens do not need to rely on automobile transportation to get around.
He said one of the "most wonderful" things about our city is that
you can walk ANYWHERE!
Suddenly, they showed Michelle's street.
---
I painted a coconut shell this afternoon.
After washing my hands, I came back
and Mops was smiling blue.
He had jumped on the coffee table
and gotten hold of a tube of paint.
Although it was a nightmare trying to get
oil paint out of a white dog's fur,
I'm glad it wasn't red.

3 comments:
HAHA
i mean, sure, you can walk anywhere...but if you plan on going farther than your community park, then it might take you a few hours.
and ellen told me about the blue mouth mops! what a predicament
HAHAH WHAT A LIE!!
especially the thing about being able to walk everywhere. so untrue. hahah. omg my street?!! REALLYYS?
is mops who was featured in your fb status? hahah. how cute. petsitting? (:
YA, YOUR OLD STREET!
mops is my sister's dog.
he's like this little moving mop that she trained.
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