I have the best 2 roommates in the world.
They are sleeping right now,
But I just had to say they are the best roommates in the world.

Blythe has a really weird laugh.
But I like it so much because when she laughs,
it's the genuine REAL kind of laugh.
It actually makes me really happy to see her laughing.
She has the kindest heart even though
she is capable of doing some pretty mean things.
She is a wonderful person and deserves all the most wonderful things.
She thinks things feel wrong and she feels uncomfortable here,
but I don't think she always feels like that.
I think she was happy to be HERE with Jeffy and me
rolling down the grassy hill tonight.
I am going to miss her so much when she leaves
but I hope she knows that Santa Cruz and all of us
will be waiting for her next year when she DOES come back.
She's a little too obsessed with cats,
but I can bet you no other cat has a more loving owner than
Blythe Ferro.

Nadya has a really nice head of hair.
She has this beauty mark on her cheek and I think
it is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen.
I've never told her this before.
(haha, if you are reading this right now Nadya)
Nadya is one of the most intelligent people I know.
Something about her just convinces and makes me think:
"wow, she is going to change the world"
and she really is, I already know it.
This might be really bizarre, but if I honestly had 10 seconds to
pick one person to have total control over the world right now
and everyone was counting on this person to
make the world better, less greedy, less corrupt, and less WRONG,
I'd pick her.
She can be so tough sometimes but
other times, she giggles like a little girl and it is just CUTE.
Even though she sometimes slams the door when
Blythe and I are sleeping,
It's okay because she just forgets and
everybody forgets things sometimes.
But it's okay Nadya,
I know it was Baby Lala who did it, not you.

ps to both of you:
Get the fuck off happyaquarium.
You have world poverty to end.
&
You have home waiting for you tomorrow,
and a math placement test to ace.

And don't even get me started on Jeff.
I think I could honestly write a novel about
all the things I admire about him.
Thanks for not even flinching when I threw up 6 times.
He didn't even care I had swine flu.