try stepping on your own shadow for a few hours.
it's quite hard.

I tried to make a pasta salad today, but I didn't have mayonnaise.
So I ran(drove) to the store to get groceries.
then on the drive back..I realized I forgot to buy mayonnaise!

today was full of surprises
...like the kind that shows up at your door unannounced
with pink vitamin water,
wearing a shirt that could be easily mistaken for evidence of a gruesome murder.